i'm coming in close in a boat by the lake
i came to propose and it kept you awake
a ring through your nose, adolescent mistake
husband-o-matic

running through checkers and endless designs
falling down papers and French concubines
or Dorian Grey or a ride down the Rhine
or stupid panic

but are you on my side

a hug with the friends, it's just needles and pins
the cowboy is here they just won't let him in
they think that it's Greek when it's pig Latin
a pending firefight

but are you on my side
i know you've been around